"I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking."
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You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favourite teacher 'Snape.'

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You get a broom for Christmas.

Every time you turn on a torch you mutter "lumos" under your breath.

You got burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platform's nine and ten.

You try to turn your brother into a bouncing ferret.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mum has to see if you turn invisible

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

When it is windy you take a long branch up to a swaying tree and try to press a knot to freeze it

You try to install a flying device in your car

You spend hours tapping bricks in the shopping center hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move

You poke pictures in the house hoping to make them move.

You try to find an article by Rita Skeeter in the newspaper.

You scream into the "fellytone."

You go to antique stores searching for a clock that tells you where people are.


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[9th April 2009]
- Updated the Half-Blood Prince movie section.

- Launched the Gallery.

- Updated the Deathly Hallows book section.

- Finished updating the Booklist page.

[8th April 2009]
- Updated the Booklist page (A-L only).

[15th June 2008]
- Updated the 12, Grimmauld Place page.

[30th September]
- Updated the Hogwarts Staff page.

[29th September]
- Completed updating the Spells section to include all Deathly Hallows information.

[28th September]
- Updated Spells (A to L only) to include Deathly Hallows information.




Deathly Hallows
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Deathly Hallows 1
November 19th, 2010

Deathly Hallows 2
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